Okay, on Saturday our three oldest children were at a birthday party. Jason and I were playing with Macey and talking about how fun it was to have some time alone with her, and about what fabulous parents we are.
We then looked over at Macey and realized that she was standing two feet away from our dog (Chulo), watching him chew on a PRARIE DOG that he had just caught. The prairie dog was squirming and squealing while our dog chewed on it!!
I quickly whisked Macey away while Jason put the poor (now dead) prairie dog in the garbage.
Ever since, Macey has been telling everyone, "Chulo got a new toy and it squeaks!" "Oh Daddy, why did you put Chulo's new toy in the garbage?" "Look! Chulo is so sad. He wants his squeaking toy back!"
We are the world's best parents.